was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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