ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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