Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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