chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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