He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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