used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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