yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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