i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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