Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Randomize
