Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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