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(801): View more from Utah

If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

this is something i pride myself on being below average for

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(317): View more from Indiana

Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...

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(805): View more from California

Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You were trust falling into bushes

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.

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