You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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