i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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