so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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