Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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