So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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