nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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