would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he was CRYING into my vagina
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
last night I used snow as a chaser
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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