On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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