It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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