Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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