its not stalking. its research.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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