arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
