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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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