Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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