I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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