She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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