I feel like abortions should bother me more
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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