The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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