I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Randomize
