i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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