She announced her abortion via fbk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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