The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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