before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
did i walk over a car last night?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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