Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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