Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Randomize
