ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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