It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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