A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
