So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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