North Korea, Best Korea!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I came so hard my ears popped.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
