Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She announced her abortion via fbk
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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