He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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