She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
