do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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