If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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