I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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