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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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