Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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