we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She needs sedatives and a leash
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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