I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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