I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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