Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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