come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You've changed since you got that strap on
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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