oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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