How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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