I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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