kristin has been a bad kristin
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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